I want to be seen with a fresh pair of eyes.

talkstooloud:

That’s right!

kirstinmersamming:

choirfreakloveswhitechocolate:

the-lazy-oreo:

some guy: now I know you’re a virgin so you probably don’t know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this

LMAO THAT’S WHERE I LEARN MY TRICKS!

YUP!

busha-bawlins:

stormerki:

wakagucci:

1. turn all kids gay
2. destroy american values
3. have sex with every soldier
4. give AIDS to everyone
5. destroy America
6. go shopping

you know, just an ordinary day over here at the gay HQ.

Gay mafia is gonna get you all.

super-eklectic1:

theheartofadreamer:

Men have better senses of humor than women. 

you hangin out with the wrong women homie or maybe you’re hangin out with girls

and yo it’s supposed to be “men have a better sense of humor than women” sorry that was buggin me

I find the humor my female friends have vs the humor my male friends have is totally different. I usually enjoy joking around with girls more anyway, but that’s not very surprising as a gay male.

lol-samcedes:

yinx1:

thepizessamcedian:

crystal-clefairy:

 

no ball and chain around my ankle thank you very much

i’m finally freeeeeeeee

super-eklectic1:

Jennifer you know damn well you don’t own a Fiat and you know damn well if you did you wouldn’t be takin no leisurely drives through the Bronx with that shit

She sure as hell wouldn’t get out and start dancing with the locals…. As soon as she stepped outta that car her shit woulda been jacked. Lol