And her boyfriend is one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen in my life…. He and I have never really talked that much but I always admire him from afar. Today he and I talked for like 45 mins on facebook and I found out not only is he beautiful he is totally funny, extremely intelligent, and one of the sweetest guys ever… I’ve decided I love him more than she does and it’s gonna be my life’s mission to steal him. I’ve never met anyone more perfect and I dont plan on letting him get away!
Me (Ikenna): Haha you know Annabelle (some meth addicted crack whore we know) was the first one to say that right? Ugh the other day I was looking through her facebook pictures and someone was like “Omg you’re soo pretty!” I was like WTF?!
BryanDevon: Eww when did Helen Keller get a facebook???
You are definitely cute enough for some creepy old photographer to take professional pics of you so he can secretly have something to get off to in his alone time, but this picture should not be cause enough for you to be so pretentious…. Plus your collar is popped an idea that reached the high of it’s coolness (although it was never really very cool at all) about 5 yrs ago. I’m sorry but thats at least one Gay Citation. I’m also giving you another Gay Citation for believing that just because you hang out with Pretty Girls you are one. Now the last citation I’m going to give is honestly just because I dont like you… So thats 3 strikes and now you’re out. Please stop breathing you stupid skank hoe bitch.