tastefullyoffensive:

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at the resturant with bae

waitress:  *fills his glass with ice water*
me:  *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:  you want my man or something?
her:  wh-wat?
me:  i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:  I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:  everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:  aye calm down
me:  nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

(Source: madness-madmess, via shouldnt)

onlyblackgirl:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

thuginsince95:

She said it!!!!

😌😌 WELP


Well white people?

onlyblackgirl:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

thuginsince95:

She said it!!!!

😌😌 WELP

Well white people?

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vinebox:

Girl power

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neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine

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Black girls who talk shit about natural hair

susiethemoderator:

oh-hipsterflipster:

solitudeforme:

patronandhormones:

Don’t make me pour a bucket of water on you and remind you where you came from.

﹋o﹋

IM SCREAMING.

#DECEASED.

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emmysaurus:

When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
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